September 3, 2015

Truer words have never been spoken.....

Apartment Therapy has nailed it again.

As a life long, die hard introvert.....I can relate. Oh boy, can I relate.....

Here's part of their brilliant article.....

There are three things you should know about introverts: first, we like spending time alone; second, we're not anti-social, we just can't socialize nonstop without feeling like — how do I put this? — part of our soul is dying; and third, there's a right and wrong way for an introvert to clean the kitchen.
What? You didn't know that last part? It's true. If you're an introvert and you've never been a fan of cleaning the kitchen, it's probably because you're cleaning it like — gasp! — an extrovert. Here's how you can really make it work for you.
This is how you should feel when cleaning the kitchen.

The Introvert's Guide to Cleaning the Kitchen

1. It's a legitimate excuse for staying home. USE IT.

When your friend texts and asks if you want to hang out, you should most definitely write back "Ack. Have to clean the kitchen. So bummed." You're not bummed. You're saved. Kitchen: +1. Socializing when you don't want to: +0.

2. Get everyone out.

Your lovely dinner guests just asked to help with the dishes, because they are considerate people whom you genuinely love and admire. But all you can think is:
Go with that feeling to go it alone. You're not the only one.

3. Press play on the podcast.

"Woo-hoo! It's time to blast some dance music, invite the gang in, and get this cleaning party started, am I right?" — said no introvert ever.
A more accurate phrase would be, "Whew. It's time to listen to an intelligent discussion about something culturally or emotionally riveting while I slowly scrub pans, pause every so often to squint my eyes thoughtfully at something the radio program host just said, and then squirt some more dish soap into the water, the sixth time I've done that in the last five minutes because I'm not really paying attention to what I'm doing."
(Now, now — we know you extroverts love podcasts, too!)

4. Think about rejoining everyone in the dining room.

Okay, so cleaning it is!

To read the rest of this brilliant guide, head over to Apartment Therapy: Introvert's guide. I promise you, if you are an introvert or you love an introvert, you will laugh out loud!

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