December 24, 2016

Stumptown sasquatch

Ever wanted your very own sasquatch? Oh? You've seen Harry and the Hendersons? Don't think you want your house to smell and holes in the walls? Here's your compromise. This little guy is house broken, quiet, and smells like a rose. Straight from the Pacific Northwest he will take up residence in your heart. This Native Portland hipster loves long walks in the forest, moss in his hair, and foot rubs. He'd love to come home with you and teach you about craft beer, good coffee, and why umbrellas are tragically unhip. Handcrafted by a Native Oregonian, as all Big Feet should be. 

He's available for order in my Etsy shop. Check it out!